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[oneandmikleonly]

This is kind of trial-heavy, though -- whoa, hey, is that the shell the witch used?

[imsorey]

The sea witch is cheating! She stole her voice!

[He's upset again]

[oneandmikleonly]

[now they're both upset]

Uh-oh. Uh-oh--

Sorey, this prince is an idiot.

[imsorey]

How can he not realize that Ariel was the one who saved him?!

[she could do so much better ugh]

Is the sea witch brainwashing him?

[oneandmikleonly]

No, I think he's just. . .a bit of an idiot. Though his never having seen his rescuer's face gives him a little bit of plausible deniability, at least.

[...covers his eyes briefly when Eric declares they'll be married; he can't look]

[imsorey]

[groaning in disappointment when the ship sets sail and Ariel stays behind; this isn't how it's supposed to go!!!]

He's not very bright if he's missing all of this, brainwashed or not.

[oneandmikleonly]

There's only fifteen minutes of movie left! She has to do something!

[imsorey]

She's going to do something! There's no way she's going to give up after all of that!

[But she better do it fast because Eric is totally going to marry the sea witch otherwise]

[oneandmikleonly]

[C'MON ARIEL WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU]

[imsorey]

[THE RUSE IS REVEALED!!!!

and then she doesn't actually kiss him on time what the hell

Sorey is hugging Mikleo tight by the time Ursula dags Ariel back into the sea, baffled. This isn't a nice movie???]

[oneandmikleonly]

[HE WOULD SHAKE THE TABLET AGAIN BUT SOREY PINNED HIS ARMS]

Now the sea witch is going malevolent on top of everything?!

[HE CAN'T BELIEVE. THIS WAS SUCH A HIGH STRESS MOVIE TO WATCH WHILE THEY'RE SICK?! THEY DIDN'T KNOW]

[imsorey]

Do they even know how to beat that kind of thing?

[oneandmikleonly]

I don't think they planned for this!

[imsorey]

There isn't any time to make a pact! Can they use fire in the water?! --There's got to be a way without that!

[Things are getting SO REAL, SO FAST, THERE IS A HURRICANE HAPPENING]

[oneandmikleonly]

[CLUTCHING AT SOREY'S ARMS AS ERIC STEERS THE SURFACED SHIP]

Oh, he's not going to--

[HE'S...GOING TO]

[imsorey]

[I MEAN

that's not purification

but it works]

...Oh.

[oneandmikleonly]

This got...

...really dark.

[imsorey]

It doesn't seem like a very happy ending this way...

[Pros, Ursula is dead. Cons, murder was committed??]

[oneandmikleonly]

That was a bit more killing than I was expecting.

[yeah...]

[imsorey]

Usually a story like this would have more of a moral ending, wouldn't it?

[oneandmikleonly]

[...we appear to be transitioning to a JOYFUL WEDDING]

...uhhhh...I guess not.

[imsorey]

[what kind of story is this????]

Well...he finally kissed her.

[oneandmikleonly]

I guess...all it took to unite the kingdoms of the land and sea...was to murder someone more frightening than both...?

[i'm not sure this was the intended lesson here]

[imsorey]

It was all happening so fast, I'm sure Eric was just trying to make sure that she didn't kill Ariel first.

[there is proper justification for this somewhere]

[oneandmikleonly]

[switches the tablet off once the credits start to roll and just kind of. flops there like that, a little stunned]

Are movies all this dramatic and intense?